Category: Joke Board
The entrance opens, two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle.
Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is
tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads
through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the
engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around,
searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is
forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting
in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the
edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the plane
will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that
moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.
The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat
into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good
hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You
know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all
gonna die."
Hahahhahhahahahhaha! I heard thsi joke once before and I loooooove it ahahah...
LOL! A cracker
Someone told me once that a blindie could be a pilot. For about sixty feet lol.
60! why so low why not 600, or 6,000ft, why not loop the loop..smile
Lol...I'd love to fly a plane. And drive a car! Did I ever tell y'all the bumper car story of mine...
No but fire ahead we'd love to hear it..
Okay ahahha it's so funny ... okay. So I was at an amusement park. I was driving the bumper car and my mom was in the passenger seat. I was careening around the little area nad my mom said, "Caitlin, there's a sign that says'ONE WAY TRAFFIC'. Don't go both ways!", and I was like, "I don't care!" I proceeded to zoom around, spinning in circles in both directions. One guy actually yelled at me, "Hey, kid! Are you blind or something?", to which I replied, "Sure am!", ahahaha. Then, I ran into the sign that said "go one way" whle going the other way. Ahahah it was great!
LOL! I can just imagine that..bumper cars are great here we call them dodgems...